"Porch Monkey" is a racial slur against black people!
Dante Hicks
What'd you do that for? You realize he just thinks you're trying to get him into a threeway with us now, don't you?
Dante Hicks
You never go ass to mouth!
Dante Hicks
You ever see a chick give a mule a blowjob?
Randal Graves
Alright, look. There's only one Return, ok, and it ain't of the King, it's of the Jedi.
Randal Graves
It's cool. I'm taking it back.
Randal Graves
May your first child be a masculine child!
Randal Graves
My Grandmother wasn't racist...although she did once refer to a broken beer bottle as a "nigger knife".
Randal Graves
I'D BUY THE QUICK STOP AND RE-OPEN IT MYSELF!!! That's what I'd do!
Randal Graves
You're my best friend, and I love you...in a totally heterosexual way. Please don't leave me.
Randal Graves
Who would be friends with me? I hate everyone and everything seems stupid to me.
Randal Graves
I'm telling you this only because I am your friend. Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth.
Becky
I'm disgusted, and repulsed, and...I can't look away... (
Becky
Him is so cute! Him thinkin' again, huh?
Emma
That guy's being awfully forward with that donkey.
Jay